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amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

flamingoon:

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

same

flamingoon:

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

same

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

meladoodle:

i saw this girl that was ridiculously pretty today and i muttered under my breath “you have so much power…i need that power” and i think she may have heard me

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

mr-radical:

i love cats but im allergic to cats so whats even the point of being alive